do you ever do something really stupid and then you just sit there every night for weeks and think about how stupid it was
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~ Saturday, January 28 ~
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~ Tuesday, January 24 ~
This reminds me of my sister. :)
Rude. I just don’t call and ruin my life by doing so.
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Sesame Street: Joel McHale demonstrates the word “Prickly.” (by SesameStreet)
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~ Monday, January 23 ~
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~ Sunday, January 22 ~
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~ Thursday, January 19 ~
This video answers the question - “How much cocaine was around in 1988?”
Competitive aerobics is due for a comeback. There’s probably already a gym somewhere in Brooklyn.
Can’t. Look. Away.
Sponsored by Crystal Light. Natch.
Alan Thicke was very qualified to judge this competition.
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- My mom had a minor medical procedure this morning. I was taking a shower when she got home and she busted into the bathroom and said:
- mom: They didn't give me demerol! I got propofol instead.
- me: What?! Those jerks.
- mom: I'm barely even sleepy!
- me: Don't they know you only do this to get looped?
- mom: That's what I told them!
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“ Life is a series of collisions with the future; it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be.
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~ Wednesday, January 18 ~
“ A person isn’t who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they’re who they’ve been throughout your whole relationship.
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— Rainer Maria Rilke (via comfortablymyself)
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