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~ Monday, October 20 ~
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Of women born between 1980 and 1995, 46 percent are now moms.

What. What. What. (via kelsium)

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~ Thursday, October 16 ~
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I guess Utah isn’t so bad, sometimes.

I guess Utah isn’t so bad, sometimes.


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~ Monday, September 29 ~
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The view from my office. Not bad, right?

The view from my office. Not bad, right?


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~ Friday, September 19 ~
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New job, new shoes!

New job, new shoes!


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~ Friday, September 5 ~
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Someone Loves Your Body Monologue, May 14, 2014

So, basically, my heart now belongs to Pete Holmes. 

And he could have some ice cream, if you know what I mean.

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~ Wednesday, September 3 ~
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Spelling is hard.

Spelling is hard.


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~ Monday, September 1 ~
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Oooh, is that a self-destructive pattern? Let me just dive head-first into that!


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~ Saturday, August 23 ~
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I love kissing. If I could kiss all day, I would. I can’t stop thinking about kissing. I like kissing more than sex because there’s no end to it. You can kiss forever. You can kiss yourself into oblivion. You can kiss all over the body. You can kiss yourself to sleep. And when you wake up, you can’t stop thinking about kissing. Dammit, I can’t get anything done because I’m so busy thinking about kissing. Kissing is madness! But it’s absolute paradise, if you can find a good kisser.

Sufjan Stevens on kissing 

Sufjan and I have the same feelings about kissing. 

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~ Saturday, August 16 ~
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Teeny tiny baby Nutella from Austria! Mmmmm!

Teeny tiny baby Nutella from Austria! Mmmmm!


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~ Sunday, July 6 ~
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~ Saturday, July 5 ~
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theprophetchuck:

Tracy Morgan channeling his inner tumblr <3

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arrestedwesteros:

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.
Pier Pressure - 1x10

arrestedwesteros:

J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.

Pier Pressure - 1x10

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~ Thursday, July 3 ~
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