- My mom had a minor medical procedure this morning. I was taking a shower when she got home and she busted into the bathroom and said:
- mom: They didn't give me demerol! I got propofol instead.
- me: What?! Those jerks.
- mom: I'm barely even sleepy!
- me: Don't they know you only do this to get looped?
- mom: That's what I told them!
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